KFC Chicken Corsage

No wedding is complete without flowers. But flowers can be expensive. Good thing KFC invented the chicken corsage. At twenty dollars, it has everything that you could possibly want out of a flower arrangement: It’s wearable, edible, and tastes like chicken. They are marketing it as a prom corsage, but what’s stopping them form making […]

Styx as the Wedding Band

Styx. The rock ballad band that started in Chicago by playing at local proms before they got their start. Fun fact; they played at my parents’ prom. Famous for such songs as Lady, Miss America, and Mr Roboto, they’re one of those rock bands that should be bigger. I want to get them to play […]