I’ve been thinking of what to get my bride for her wedding day. I mean, I already got her a nice engagement ring that she really loves (no, she didn’t pick it out) so what should I get her? An article from The Plunge says I can get her some jewelry or a personalized photo album. […]
There are plenty of weddings where the bride makes a grand entrance. But usually the groom is waiting there to receive his bride. I want to make a grand entrance as well. Sure, I could ride in a white horse. But who would remember that? I want to ride in on an Ostrich. I’ll name […]
Zoot suits were a style of suits back in the 1940s that were known for their baggy look and brimmed hat. They received a resurgence with the song Zoot Suit Riot by the Cherry Poppin Daddies in 1998. That kicked off the swing music craze that lasted all but a year. Almost twenty years later, […]
No wedding is complete without flowers. But flowers can be expensive. Good thing KFC invented the chicken corsage. At twenty dollars, it has everything that you could possibly want out of a flower arrangement: It’s wearable, edible, and tastes like chicken. They are marketing it as a prom corsage, but what’s stopping them form making […]
As I have said in previous posts, the wedding is more than two people swearing their love to each other. It’s also about celebrating that commitment with loved ones. That’s why we’re focusing on a reception as well as our vows. We have been thinking about naming the event. But it certainly won’t be called […]
I love Parks and Recreation. The characters are always sharp and the actors are allowed creativity liberty. Aziz Ansari’s character, Tom, is the second funniest character on the show. The top honor goes to Nick Offerman’s Ron Swanson. But Tom’s entrepreneurial spirit gives me great ideas for my real life. Like DJ Roomba. Entertainment for […]
I still watch The Goonies from time to time. Each time I watch it, I want to go out to Oregon and search for pirate treasure. I think a Goonies themed wedding would be fantastic. I would have to get my friends together to go on a mission to find my bride. We would only […]
Styx. The rock ballad band that started in Chicago by playing at local proms before they got their start. Fun fact; they played at my parents’ prom. Famous for such songs as Lady, Miss America, and Mr Roboto, they’re one of those rock bands that should be bigger. I want to get them to play […]
One of the most important parts of the wedding is the reception. Everyone has made it through your beautiful pledge to be together forever and now they want to get blackout drunk to remember the occasion. We have worked up a selection of fine beer and spirits, but here’s what didn’t make the cut: Malort, […]
I love my phone. I use it for everything. I even post to WordPress while taking the bus to work. I take pictures of crazy things and post them to Facebook for all of my friends to see. I can see why people like being on their phones, but I can see where there needs […]
Rejected Wedding Ideas 