KFC Chicken Corsage

No wedding is complete without flowers. But flowers can be expensive. Good thing KFC invented the chicken corsage. At twenty dollars, it has everything that you could possibly want out of a flower arrangement: It’s wearable, edible, and tastes like chicken. They are marketing it as a prom corsage, but what’s stopping them form making […]

Styx as the Wedding Band

Styx. The rock ballad band that started in Chicago by playing at local proms before they got their start. Fun fact; they played at my parents’ prom. Famous for such songs as Lady, Miss America, and Mr Roboto, they’re one of those rock bands that should be bigger. I want to get them to play […]

Malort and Fireball Whiskey

One of the most important parts of the wedding is the reception. Everyone has made it through your beautiful pledge to be together forever and now they want to get blackout drunk to remember the occasion. We have worked up a selection of fine beer and spirits, but here’s what didn’t make the cut: Malort, […]

Ring Bear

Recently “How I Met Your Mother” ended for good. The last season followed Robin and Barney’s wedding. Throughout the season, Barney kept saying that he had a ring bear for the wedding only to be asked to clarify if he actually meant ring bearer. In the third to last episode, we finally see the dreaded […]

Choreographed First Dance to “Happy”

    Let’s face it; Pharrell Williams’ new hit song, “Happy” is pretty catchy and upbeat. First appearing on the Despicable Me 2 soundtrack in mid-2013, the song has been played on almost every pop radio station. It has also spawned many of choreographed videos in hopes that they’ll go viral. The proof is in the […]

Social Media Wedding Concierge

Sometimes to make money, you need to create a service for something that people didn’t even know they needed.  W Hotels in New York City has created such a service for weddings that will change the market, or at the very least, make them a boatload of money. They offer a service called Social Media Wedding Concierge. […]

Bridal Wedding Gifts

Its customary for the bride and groom to exchange gifts for the wedding. Usually for the groom it’s golf clubs or a watch. The bride usually receives a tennis bracelet or some other jewelry. I want to get my future wife something truly unique, but she doesn’t want a Burger King franchise. This is the […]

Matching Wedding Tattoos

A tattoo, like love, is forever. Unlike love, tattoos don’t always get better with age. I was thinking of getting a tattoo and have her get one that matches. To symbolize we would be together and such. Unfortunately, tattoos are worse in pairs. Maybe we’ll think of something else to symbolize love eternal. Like wedding […]