I love Parks and Recreation. The characters are always sharp and the actors are allowed creativity liberty.

Aziz Ansari’s character, Tom, is the second funniest character on the show. The top honor goes to Nick Offerman’s Ron Swanson.

But Tom’s entrepreneurial spirit gives me great ideas for my real life. Like DJ Roomba. Entertainment for the wedding is expensive and all my friends who are DJs are going to be in the wedding.

DJ Roomba seems like a perfect fit for the wedding, he won’t hit on the single women at the reception and as long as there are no sharp corners, he can do the job on his own.

Too bad the venue we selected requires a licensed and bonded DJ. I think I would void the warranty if I made a DJ Roomba. Better keep looking.