Wine, Pie, Doves, and Mock Battles

As I have said in previous posts, the wedding is more than two people swearing their love to each other. It’s also about celebrating that commitment with loved ones. That’s why we’re focusing on a reception as well as our vows. We have been thinking about naming the event. But it certainly won’t be called […]

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DJ Roomba

I love Parks and Recreation. The characters are always sharp and the actors are allowed creativity liberty. Aziz Ansari’s character, Tom, is the second funniest character on the show. The top honor goes to Nick Offerman’s Ron Swanson. But Tom’s entrepreneurial spirit gives me great ideas for my real life. Like DJ Roomba. Entertainment for […]

Goonies Themed Wedding

I still watch The Goonies from time to time. Each time I watch it, I want to go out to Oregon and search for pirate treasure. I think a Goonies themed wedding would be fantastic. I would have to get my friends together to go on a mission to find my bride. We would only […]

Malort and Fireball Whiskey

One of the most important parts of the wedding is the reception. Everyone has made it through your beautiful pledge to be together forever and now they want to get blackout drunk to remember the occasion. We have worked up a selection of fine beer and spirits, but here’s what didn’t make the cut: Malort, […]

Ring Bear

Recently “How I Met Your Mother” ended for good. The last season followed Robin and Barney’s wedding. Throughout the season, Barney kept saying that he had a ring bear for the wedding only to be asked to clarify if he actually meant ring bearer. In the third to last episode, we finally see the dreaded […]

Choreographed First Dance to “Happy”

    Let’s face it; Pharrell Williams’ new hit song, “Happy” is pretty catchy and upbeat. First appearing on the Despicable Me 2 soundtrack in mid-2013, the song has been played on almost every pop radio station. It has also spawned many of choreographed videos in hopes that they’ll go viral. The proof is in the […]

Social Media Wedding Concierge

Sometimes to make money, you need to create a service for something that people didn’t even know they needed.  W Hotels in New York City has created such a service for weddings that will change the market, or at the very least, make them a boatload of money. They offer a service called Social Media Wedding Concierge. […]

Bridal Wedding Gifts

Its customary for the bride and groom to exchange gifts for the wedding. Usually for the groom it’s golf clubs or a watch. The bride usually receives a tennis bracelet or some other jewelry. I want to get my future wife something truly unique, but she doesn’t want a Burger King franchise. This is the […]

Matching Wedding Tattoos

A tattoo, like love, is forever. Unlike love, tattoos don’t always get better with age. I was thinking of getting a tattoo and have her get one that matches. To symbolize we would be together and such. Unfortunately, tattoos are worse in pairs. Maybe we’ll think of something else to symbolize love eternal. Like wedding […]

Disposable Cameras

  Disposable camera’s used to be really cool. You would take some lo-mo pics at parties or Disney World because you didn’t want the fancy camera to get ruined. I used to work the photo booth at Walgreens and these cameras were the majority of my orders. Out of a standard 24 exposure set, perhaps […]